Are you feeling a little naughty this year? and you may want your Christmas Jumper to be a little naughtier than your family, friends and work colleague’s then we have the festive jumper just for you.
The jumper I am wearing in my Top 10 Kick Ass Novelty Christmas Jumpers post can be purchased from Tipsy Elves. Now although Tipsy Elves cover every Christmas Jumper requirement I just had to show you some of the naughtier xmas tops by this fantastic outside of the xmas box company. I seriously love the top I recieved and I am positive you will too.
5 Naughty Christmas Jumpers by Tipsy Elves
Frosty gets greedy and “enhances” his lower-half at the expense of the other snowman’s nose. This is one misplaced carrot that Frosty is not complaining about. The Frosty the Nose Thief Jumper features snowflakes on a bright blue and gray background, one very happy snowman, and one very angry snowman. RRP £38.00
Bucktooth Rudolph Jumper Dress
While all of our Tipsy Elves Christmas Jumpers are unisex, the Bucktooth Rudolph Jumper Dress is designed exclusively for the ladies. This Jumper dress features a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer that is in dire need of an orthodontist. Rudolph better get that grill checked out if he wants to get invited to any reindeer games this holiday season. RRP £38.00
Even our beloved Santa Claus has to unleash the dragons between present deliveries. Too much boozing on the sleigh and a urinary incontinence problem make for a rough combination for old St. Nick. He better wash his hands before touching those fireside cookies. The Yellow Snow Jumper features our good friend Santa peeing the words “Merry Christmas” in the snow. RRP £38.00
Forget the shared bottle of wine and awkward small talk at an overpriced Italian restaurant. These reindeer get straight to business on their double date. The Reindeer Double Date Cardigan features two pairs of baby-making reindeer, bright holiday colors, and a fair isle design. RRP £38.00
The Lord and Savior is the reason for the season, and Jesus Christ celebrates his birthday in style in this Christmas jumper. The Son of God is dressed for the occasion in a festive party hat, and clutches in balloon in one upraised hand while a dove draped in a red ribbon swoops overhead. The rest of the jumper is a cheerful green colour.
I don’t think I have laughed as much when looking at Christmas Jumpers. I think you might agree that you will certainly stand out at any Christmas dinner table or party with the above jumpers. Above is only a small selection of Naughty Christmas Jumpers, however Tipsy Elves have festive clothing for everyone including children.
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